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thingselsabethdoesntlike:

SPIDERS
Okay, this one’s not all that uncommon, certainly - but whereas I generally pick up the smaller ones that I find, and move them outside (or even just watch them for a bit before they wander off), Elsabeth cannot stand spiders.
So naturally, on the 2nd anniversary of this here particular Tumblr, we were out for a walk when I looked down and saw this gal, pictured above.  She was barely moving, even when we got close, and so I got a couple of pictures with my crappy cell phone camera.
Then Elsabeth took a look at the photos and I heard a sharp intake of breath - “What are those green glowing dots on its back?  That’s weird - wait a minute… is that a mama? OH GOD.”
So yeah, a female wolf spider, out for a walk with her children, the eyes of whom you can see glowing in the flash of the camera.
SLEEP TIGHT TONIGHT EVERYONE

thingselsabethdoesntlike:

SPIDERS

Okay, this one’s not all that uncommon, certainly - but whereas I generally pick up the smaller ones that I find, and move them outside (or even just watch them for a bit before they wander off), Elsabeth cannot stand spiders.

So naturally, on the 2nd anniversary of this here particular Tumblr, we were out for a walk when I looked down and saw this gal, pictured above.  She was barely moving, even when we got close, and so I got a couple of pictures with my crappy cell phone camera.

Then Elsabeth took a look at the photos and I heard a sharp intake of breath - “What are those green glowing dots on its back?  That’s weird - wait a minute… is that a mama? OH GOD.”

So yeah, a female wolf spider, out for a walk with her children, the eyes of whom you can see glowing in the flash of the camera.

SLEEP TIGHT TONIGHT EVERYONE

If you’ve been following this utterly silly but nonetheless entertaining “cyberbullying” accusation against me here on Twitter, well, it gets better: one of this person’s friends decided to “reach out” to me on Facebook.
The text of said message:
Emily Gaziano





Maybe you should stop being such a jackass on twitter and calling people out. What did you not get into the fraternity you wanted? Just because you are not a part of the Greek community does not mean you have to bash it. Yes there are stereotypes, I agree. But judging someone by what they tweet? It’s twitter, people write whatever they please. It’s called social media. Get over it.
Oh, man, this is too wonderful.  SO VERY DELICIOUS.
Edit: FUN FACT!  Ms. Gaziano writes for this very fine publication, I guess?  Where she is the “social media director,” which explains why she might think that social media is something to “get over.”  Anyway, if you would like to read some of her thought-provoking and deep articles, you are certainly free to, if that is a thing you think would be super good of you to do.

If you’ve been following this utterly silly but nonetheless entertaining “cyberbullying” accusation against me here on Twitter, well, it gets better: one of this person’s friends decided to “reach out” to me on Facebook.

The text of said message:

Emily Gaziano

Maybe you should stop being such a jackass on twitter and calling people out. What did you not get into the fraternity you wanted? Just because you are not a part of the Greek community does not mean you have to bash it. Yes there are stereotypes, I agree. But judging someone by what they tweet? It’s twitter, people write whatever they please. It’s called social media. Get over it.

Oh, man, this is too wonderful.  SO VERY DELICIOUS.

Edit: FUN FACT!  Ms. Gaziano writes for this very fine publication, I guess?  Where she is the “social media director,” which explains why she might think that social media is something to “get over.”  Anyway, if you would like to read some of her thought-provoking and deep articles, you are certainly free to, if that is a thing you think would be super good of you to do.

travelistolive:

Making Rosie proud…

hai gurl haaaaaaaaaaaaaai…

*snort* *snicker*

*snort* *snicker*

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